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Comment by paul naliw on February 2, 2010 at 3:09am

Her husband has been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet his faithful wife stayed by his bedside every single day


When he came home, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he

said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side.
When we lost the house, you gave me support.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?"
One more, enjoy!!

"What dear?", she asked gently.

"I think ndiiwe umandipatsa minyama." (I think you are the one who brings me bad luck)

Comment by paul naliw on January 18, 2010 at 10:07am

One more from me! Enjoy

After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read: "US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers and have concluded that
their ancestors already had advanced high tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians."

One week later, a Malawian scientist Joe Maganizo Hauya, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500m at Mount Soche, he found absolutely nothing. He concluded that 5000 years ago, that our ancestors were already using wireless mobile phones."

Comment by paul naliw on January 14, 2010 at 4:48am

Hello Enjoy my first posting for this year

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.
The first little boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good, that's a big word."
The second boy says, "Predator."
"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."
Then little Johnny says, "Vibrator, Miss."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."
"Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow!

Comment by paul naliw on December 9, 2009 at 9:28am

Kodi kenneth uli kuti? kungoyambitsa group ndikuthawa!!!

Comment by paul naliw on December 3, 2009 at 1:32am

One more joke

oman comes home and tells her husband, 'Remember those headaches I've been having all these years ? Well, they're gone.'

'No more headaches?' the husband asks, 'What happened?'

His wife replies, 'Angie referred me to a hypnotist & he told me to stand



in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat,

I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache
I do not have a headache

Well, it worked ! The headaches are all gone.'

'Well, that is wonderful' proclaims the husband.

His wife then says, 'You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years, why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that ?' Reluctantly, the husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed

and says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.' He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, 'WOW ! - that was wonderful !'

The husband says, 'Don't move ! I will be right back.'

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time.

The wife sits up and her head is spinning 'OH MY GOD' she proclaims.

Her husband again says, 'Don't move, I'll be right back.'

With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying ....

She's not my wife
She's not my wife
She's not my wife'











His funeral service will be held Saturday.

Comment by paul naliw on November 18, 2009 at 3:59am

one more! where are you ken, man? post a joke!!! here is mine

Arguing
A mother and a father were arguing on who is the most coward between them, after a long argument they decided to ask their two kids who they think was the most coward between them.


The first one says," Dad is the most coward one, he`s scared of women. Whenever he sees a beautiful lady in town he closes his one eye."


The second kid goes," That's nuttin, Mom is so scared to sleep alone, when Dad works nightshift, Mom sleeps with the man next door. Sometimes she invites the gardener to sleep with her."

Comment by paul naliw on November 5, 2009 at 9:52am

two great jokes mr Ngondolo!! here's one from me. Enjoy!!!!!


A man had two of the best tickets for the FA Cup Final. As he sits down,
> another man
> comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
>
> "No", he says, "the seat is empty."
>
> "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a
> seat like
> this for the FA Cup Final, the biggest sporting event of the year, and not
> use it?"
> He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to
> come with
> me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to
> together since
> we got married."
>
> "Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find
> someone
> else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?"
>
> The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral."

Comment by kenneth Ngondolo on October 24, 2009 at 3:04pm

ANOTHER JOKE!!!!!!!!!!

Out of a bunch of
> millions of $perms, there was this one $perm named Mokone.
> Mokone was always trying to keep his fitness, jogging,
> lifting weights, and even swimming. And when his friends
> asked him why was he doing these things he said "only
> one of us will meet the egg and make a baby, and I want to
> be that one when the time comes". His friends would
> just laugh at him and pass.
> The time for them to go out came and Mokone outran all of
> them (I'm talking millions of $perms) to the exit, as a
> matter of fact, there was a huge gap between Mokone and the
> rest.
> All of a sudden the other guys saw Mokone running back as
> fast as they have ever saw him. As he passed them to an
> opposite direction they asked, "Mokone why are you
> running back, didn't you say you wanted to be the
> one", and Mokone breathlessly replied, "heh
> heh heh heh...... "This fool is masturbating."

Comment by kenneth Ngondolo on October 1, 2009 at 11:00am

One Joke for prospective KaKaKa members.........enjoy!!!

TABEA was one of those UGLY women, so ugly it hurts. She never had a boyfriend. So she went to a psychic for help. Honey! - said the psychic. You will not have luck in love in this life. But after death, you will be a much desired woman and all men will fall at your feet.



TABEA left very happy and so excited, as she went over a bridge she thought: "the sooner I die, the sooner my next life begins" She decided to jump off the bridge right away.



But, incredibly TABEA didn't die! She fell on the back of a truck full of bananas; she lost her senses and fainted.



As soon as she recovered, still drowsy and not being able to see very well, and not knowing where she was, she started touching her surroundings, feeling all the bananas she mumbled with a huge smile on her face and said:



"GENTLEMEN, PLEASE! ONE AT A TIME!"